i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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