We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
