i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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