turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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