Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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