Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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