Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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