Can Purell be used as lube?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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