yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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