I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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