no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i dont even know how to be here
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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