we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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