you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
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i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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