it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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