is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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