Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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