We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
They have beer where we have blood.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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