If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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