Your tits are I can't wait for
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
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