Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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