I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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