508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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