She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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