summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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The power of my boobs compel you
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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