Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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