Are we in a gay sports bar?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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