So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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