Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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