24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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