I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize