awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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