i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.