White coat. Heels.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.