Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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