kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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