There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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