There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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