Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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