Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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