If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
please don't ironically join a cult
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