please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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