hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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