I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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