i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.â€
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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