that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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