it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
you had me at cake vodka
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Randomize
