Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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