sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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