she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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