people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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