You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
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