i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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