Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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