YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
