Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
operation harelip BJ is a go
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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