I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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