she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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